Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
"I will return to you, my love."
And a partridge taking a semester off.
Some days I’m like..
And other days I’m like..
do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.